The Artificial Palate

Monster Energy

Ultra Blue Hawaiian

Turquoise-blue Monster Energy Ultra Blue Hawaiian can with tropical line drawings, a silver claw logo, and Zero Sugar around the rim.

6 out of 10

Advertised flavor Berries & Light Citrus

The Nose
A pleasantly sweet, nostalgic aroma reminiscent of Lando's Monster, with that distinctive Zhenzheng-like scent. An unexpectedly familiar introduction to something supposedly tropical.
The Palate
A rather chaotic ensemble of fruity flavours, none particularly eager to identify themselves. The advertised berries and citrus seem to have been thrown together without much consideration for harmony.
The Finish
A distinct artificial cherry aftertaste, remarkably reminiscent of Monster Khaotic. Perhaps the most recognisable part of the entire experience.
The Verdict
An ambitious tropical composition that struggles to find its identity. Not necessarily unpleasant, but certainly lacking refinement. Less exotic island getaway, more fruit cocktail assembled by an inexperienced bartender.