The Artificial Palate

Fine tasting notes for questionable beverages.

Battery

Fresh Exotic Fruit

Exotic Fruit

Battery Fresh Exotic Fruit can with an orange-to-red gradient, a large black battery symbol, vertical black BATTERY lettering, and white FRESH lettering.

The Palate

The surprisingly deep caramel colour proves a useful clue: the flavour is pleasantly caramel-like, with scarcely more than a possible hint of the promised exotic fruit.

7.5 out of 10

Enjoyable and surprisingly drinkable – caramel confectionery gets top billing here, whatever the tropical itinerary on the label.

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